Bob's your uncle! And if someone could give me an accurate definition as to who this Bob character is and why I want him to be my uncle, I would be eternally grateful. Today we were able to conquer the How to be a Britt 101 handbook and in record time if I do say so myself.  Now the book doesn't exist per se (perhaps somewhere out there it does) but I've scavenged pieces from my day which I believe allow me to qualify for dual citizenship. So here are some steps to help you become a Britt too!

Step 1: Walk aimlessly through Hyde Park

Step 2: Watch a child wee in the Princess Diana Memorial playground

Step 3: Cry because Prince Harry has his eye on Emma Watson 

Step 4: Get legless on pimms in Hyde Park

Step 5: Cram into a phone booth for instagram 

Step 6: You'd be off your trolly if you didn't get mushy peas with your fish and chips 

Step 7: Cross the Millennium Bridge at your discretion, remember, death eaters

Step 8: Watch the sunset over Big Ben from the top of the London Eye

Step 9: Definitely buy the London Eye photo souvenir and keychain

Step 10: Find out who John Thomas is 

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